< kind regards | posted at 4:18 pm on July 06, 2003 > dear old acquaintance, i found out today that you cheated on your girlfriend four weeks ago with a (extremely ugly as well i might add) girl from the year below me at school, therefore, i would like to tell you to get fucked.
kind regards,
dear old acquaintance's girlfriend, your boyfriend has cheated on you twice in the last month.
kind regards, dear sarah, you are a fuckwit. trust your instincts not to trust, god damn you.
kind regards,
oh, why do i always believe them? those last five |