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< underdeveloped | posted at 10:12 pm on June 09, 2004 > that's it kids, I'm nineteen and a half today, I have six months left of teenager hood and what have I done? what? Have I stolen road signs? No. Have I smoked pot in a park? No. Have I had drunken sex in my parents' bed? No.I know, I'm a disgrace to teenagers. All I do is go to work, go to uni, have the occasional drunken night out (not unusually with a bunch of thirty year olds), and I only lust after boys who are twenty-five and up. oh i lie, i lust after the younger ones, but I only want to go out with the boys twenty-five and up. How do I go about reliving (or rather, just living my teenagerhood in the next six months, before I turn into an old fogey and enter my double decades? What do I do? bahhhh............................ those last five |