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< separation solution anyone? | posted at 9:42 pm on October 21, 2003 > lighthearted entry for a change. however, males be warned, there's breast talk. a lot of breast talk.today i did absolutely shitall. ab-so-lute-ly shit-all. as in, i went to eat, then i walked around for about three hours, then i went to eat again. all with a friend debating what we should do. eventually we shopped for about twenty minutes and went to eat again. we eat a lot. now, (breast talk time) i need to buy a bikini for summer (i've never bought one before) and i encountered problems... please see the following situation (background: i put on a green one i like, just the top, and show my friend by going into her stall):
friend: hmm. so the verdict is i have funny shaped boobs, that they're too close together (which is why i don't wear low tops often, i look like i've cleavaged up my boobs with just a normal bra). what kind of bikini top is going to work with this??? halter = no, push together, even worse. bandeau = flattens (no protrusion, remember?) looks like i have no boobs at all. also saggy looks bad. string: not enough surface area to cover large surface area breasts. anyone have any suggestions? and before you say that the cleavage would look good, well, it doesn't, it looks porn star. i need separation solution. am i the only girl in the world who has small breasts but perpetual cleavage? argh! those last five |